The Top 10 Jewish Pickup LInes

1. G-d said, “Be fruitful and multiply.”  Let’s not disappoint.
2. You had me at Shalom.
3. Your name must be Israel, because you look like the promised land to me.
4. Shabbat must be over because I can see the stars in your eyes.
5. Is that a mezuzah in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?
6. You come to this mikvah often?
7. I can’t help breaking the first commandment, I worship you!
8. I want to marry you like Yom Kippur...fast!
9. So which commandment do you want to break with me first?
10. When is Yom Kippur because I’ve been having some sinful thoughts about you, and I need to repent.