The Top 10 Unofficial Commandments

1. Thou shalt never put up a Christmas tree.
2. Thou shalt never pay retail.
3. Thou shalt earn a either an M.D., J.D., Ph.D., or M.B.A.
4. Thou shalt eat Chinese food on Christmas.
5. If putting up any kind of lights during the month of December, thou shalt only put up blue and white lights.
6. Thou shalt prefer mustard to mayonnaise on all of your sandwiches.
7. Thou shalt not eat Wonder Bread.
8. Thou shalt register on JDate at least once in your life.
9. Thou shalt complain about the taste of Manischewitz wine.
10. Thou shalt laugh at newscasters who mispronounce Jewish holiday names.